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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

ruinedchildhood:

Ghetto Dora the explora in the hood

Album Art

love-cat:

I kiss you all starry eyed, my body’s swinging from side to side

I don’t see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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